Why do vampires always look sick?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do fish do at parades?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How did the coach get his quarterback?