Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a silly hill?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What animal has more lives than a cat?