What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the cow go to outer space?