What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What says: oom oom oom?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?