Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the mime upset?
What's the most popular cat in New England?