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What name sounds like the past tense?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
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