What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?