My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
When is Dad's bedtime?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the sick chicken say?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?