My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
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What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is the strongest animal?
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Which is the worst season?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?