What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Can February March?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why was the math book sad?