What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which state has the best streets?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why was the dog so popular?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why was the dairy grumpy?