What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
When do cows get tired?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How do bees get to school?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?