What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did March say to the madness?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?