What do you call a short cow?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?