Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do fairies always drink?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?