What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?