What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do bees chew?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?