What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What season begins with a thud?
Families are like fudge.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?