Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why is a computer so smart?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What does a panda ghost say?