Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?