What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?