What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?