What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
Where does laundry go to college?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Who granted the fish a wish?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?