What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the cat so small?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do sprinters eat before a race?