Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How was the wedding?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where would you find an elephant?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?