Where do mermaids see movies?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?