Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?