Why are stones so good at music?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How did the toad die?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?