Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why are goats so funny?