Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?