What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why does the orange always lose in races?