Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?