Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a short cow?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?