What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How can you make 7 even?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why was the math book sad?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?