Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What birds always travel in twos?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?