Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why are baseball games at night?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call two birds in love?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?