What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a cat's favorite song?