What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?