What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?