What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the stair machines call each other?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What shape has a knighthood?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?