What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Poultry seasoning.
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a sad latte?