What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which relative loves rice?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do cows like to dance to?
What animal likes to party the most?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why do orcas love to gossip?