What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Can February March?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How do you spot a modern spider?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How do you measure a millennial?