What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What was the first animal in space?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?