Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did summer say to spring?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
I broke my finger!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How do hurricanes see?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?