Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?