Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Behind the plate.
How do you care for a sick bird?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do kids love theater classes?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?