What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?