Why can you never find the number nine?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which band is always treated like royalty?