What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
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How do you get a country girl to like you?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why was the cow afraid?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?