What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why are goats so funny?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why are all priests fit?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?