What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?