Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?