What type of pasta helps you relax?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which bug is related to you?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?