What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?