What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the sick chicken say?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Bears love exotic cars.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
When do cows get tired?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What words make the best athletes?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?