What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do you organize a space party?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?