What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?