Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the echo get detention?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?