What's a direction's favorite holiday?
East-er.
Which state is the cleanest?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do birds go to drink?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
We had a discussion about roses.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?