Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?