What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How does a squid go into battle?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?