What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How does a cow do math?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What kind of water does an angel like?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?