Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How do you organize a space party?
Families are like fudge.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which animals make the best football players?