What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why are ghosts always single?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?