What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do baby apes sleep?