Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?