What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's the friendliest pen?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?