What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do bees chew?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What fish sings the best?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do you measure a millennial?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?