What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's the scariest letter?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do billboards talk?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do ducks get after they eat?