Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?