What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?