Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which subject has two parts?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
It's Crowded!
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How did the toad die?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?