What was the detective duck trying to do?
He was trying to quack the case!
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which subject has two parts?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
It's Crowded!
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How did the toad die?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?