Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
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What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which president loved to take baths?
How did the toad die?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How does a penguin build its house?
What animal loves Indian food?
How do you spot a modern spider?