What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How can you make 7 even?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What style of music weighs the most?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?