What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?