When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How do bears keep cool?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?