Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do stars go to college?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?